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Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**
Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**
Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**
The Country Christmas Loft

Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**

Sale price$3.95 USD

Front: You're not old...

Inside: ...as long as you can still drag your ass out to celebrate! Happy Birthday

Features:
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Ted Foulkes 

Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"
Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**
Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A** Sale price$3.95 USD

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